Captain Query
Today I did a story time at the library, went on a bike ride with my sister, saw Captain America, and sent a query to Kristen Wolf's Literary Agency. If only there were a Captain Query to champion my story and burst through the walls of agencies about to reject me and make them see the light.
Literally, the light. It'd be coming through the hole in the wall.
Sigh...if only publishing were that easy. Even if there were a superhero there likely wouldn't be much he could do other than collect restraining orders.