Thursday, July 31, 2008

July Words

I slacked off this month, so I have a less than impressive 12,641 words for July. However, I am drawing near to the end of the novel which at 186,604 total words is definitely a good thing. The writing at the end is especially difficult, and I'd like to say that's the reason I've written less this month, but in truth I was just too lazy, or perhaps even too legitimately exhausted, a few too many nights to pull off 500 words.

Also this picture is complete whimsy. I only wish I could write my novels by hand, but my hand writing is generally so ugly that it frustrates me to look at it for too long, and I hate retyping things, so I'm pretty much chained to the computer to write. I had one English teacher tell me she envisioned that I wrote in some natural place like under a tree by some body of water I suppose. But at that time I used to write in my cave-like unfinished basement on an old Packard Bell I'd named Greg (because he made "greg, greg, greg" sounds as he ran) with a little figurine of ET dressed as a woman that acted as my muse for unknowable reasons. I suspect this was horribly disillusioning for my teacher.

Now Greg is in a likely permanent retirement and I've no idea where ET went, but I still write at a computer in a less than natural environment, unless you count the organic evolution of the mess in my bedroom. But I'd argue that the environment around you matters less than the one inside your head.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Punishment/Challenges #3-4

I did both of these on my birthday but only because they were actually fun.



The above video is where I interview three guys for Tim's punishment to interview someone I didn't know. It wasn't so bad, though which is why I did it on my birthday. Can you guess which one I thought was cute?

Also I know it cuts off abruptly, but I really just said bye after that and ran away, so you don't miss anything interesting. I'm sure they thought I was some sorority girl being hazed.



This was for Dejah's punishment to go somewhere I've never been.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Trickster's Choice

I'm listening to Trickster's Choice on audio right now which is the follow up to to the Song of the Lioness series. I've only just finished the first CD but so far I like Alianne much more than Alanna and George is awesome as ever.

Below is a spoiler of a part that made me laugh out loud. I'm writing it now rather than wait to finish the book because my memory isn't what it used to be and it was never that good to begin with:


(spoiler in black so it doesn't pop out as much)

Alianne gets captured by pirates and she's going to be sold as a slave. Rather than become an unwilling sex slave, she half starves herself and allows others to beat her so she won't look appealing. Once at the slave market her efforts pay off. NO ONE bids on her! She can't help but be just a bit insulted. They end up giving her away for free in a buy one slave get one free deal!