Eclipse Mini Review

Girl hearts sparkly vampire. Sparkly vampire wants to marry girl but not turn her into eternal vampire he'd have to spend the rest of his life with... Girl wants to spend rest of her sparkly eternal life with vampire but not marry him. That's just silly. Lots of vampires and werewolves fight. Vampires also stand around and look cool. Hang out in a meadow full of miracle grow flowers. The end.

Hope I didn't spoil anyone.

Twilight Madness

I saw the midnight release of Twilight and thought the movie was far more melodramatic than the book, but I still hope they make New Moon because I think there's room for improvement. I was also pleased to notice that the vampire women tended to have more of a body than I've been used to seeing on most Hollywood women. They weren't the usual Hollywood waifs. Dare I hope that the fashion for women to look like they have consumption is finally dying down?