For those of you who don't know, I've started my own religion. Not a cult. No Kool Aid is involved. As a matter of fact, not much of anything is involved at the moment. My theory is that once I have 100 converts, I'll have godly powers (for details of how this works, read Terry Pratchett's Small Gods.) The reason I thought I'd make note of this is to keep track of my converts. It's getting to the point where I'm in danger of forgetting. I know gods don't forget but I don't have my powers yet.
Anyway, the grand total of my converts so far is 6. One is a 3/4 god, one requests to be known as henchman #5, and I finally have a priest. The priest's duties will probably be serving cookies and milk at noon. The rest have not asked for particular powers, though one wants to be able to sleep a lot. Since my religion involves nap time as well as abolishing mornings that should be quite easy. In case of religious persecution I've not listed my converts' names, but if they are sufficently proud and unafraid of others, then I'm more than happy to do so. I also feel as if I am forgetting a convert. So write to me if you converted and your prayers haven't been answered lately.
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In other news my friends of the week are: Ishani
and Becky!
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Oh! and I've been recognized again. I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, namely Cherie.
PS--Don't join Cherinsanity! When Cherie and godly powers combine--BEWARE!!
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I will join cherie. But I get to be top god cause I created you first. hee,hee.
Love your creator (well half creator)
Mom
I dunno Mom. A lot of ancient gods overthrew their parents... Just look at Zeus. Still, since you've never tried to eat me, I think I'll be nice. But if there's a top god in Cherianity, I'm afraid it's me. You would be the top god in Momianity.
I bet that position is already taken we will just have to call it Angelanity. hee.hee.
Love Mom
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