Dreams Really Do Come True

I had a dream that I made a pumpkin pie. But pshaw! The only way I'd have to do that is if I forgot to blog.

Wait.

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Seriously, you guys, some alternative NON-cooking punishments would be nice. I mean, I'm making the pie this time because it always makes my sister so happy. Her jubilation at my pain is the only upside. But next time I'd rather do something else. Wouldn't any of you like to see me in pain or humiliated? Come on people; you're supposed to be my friends!

NEW PUNISHMENT RULE: I only have to do a punishment if someone notices I haven't done a blog post and tells me so. Otherwise, I'm not going to punish myself anymore.