Most Disturbing Product Award

Okay, so this commercial seems to want to get rid of the "parentheses" that form on your face when you smile. The funny thing is, other than the misleading product name, they never come right out and say that these wrinkles makes you look old (as opposed to human). Probably because they can't. I have these dreaded "parentheses," and I'm 24. Though, I suppose in the world of people willing to inject stuff into their face, 24 might be considered old.

But what about this girl?



or this one?



Oh, no! Parentheses! They must need to inject stuff into their faces, stat!